Title: Calla
What an absolutely charming read! I had such a blast while on this cute little adventure, that I had to immediately go back and read book number 1, then go ahead and re-read book two. It was super cute, super funny, and definitely a great book to cheer you up when you're feeling the 2020 drag.
Day Seventy-One
Dear Diary,
Today I drop some diabolic retaliation harmless prankster fun on my new royal subjects, the summer elves.
Trust me, they totally have it coming.
Why the revenge? Yesterday I held my first formal court as Queen of the Summer Realm. It should’ve been a bunch of long chats with all my elfy nobles.
Only no one showed up.
We are not amused.
Time to get tricksy.
Today marks my second formal court… as well as my mega payback prank. While I write this, I sit upon a throne of red flowers. The shade goes perfectly with my pink hair, matching wings and violet eyes. And let’s not forget my ermine cloak; it adds a splash of white to the look. Clutch.
Yet appearances come second to my dazzling plan for the morning. Although my subjects been avoiding me for weeks, that will end once the court doors reopen in just a few minutes.
I’ve so got this.
Sighing, I soak in the beauty of this moment. A huge atrium towers around me. Sunlight pours in through the open ceiling. The walls and tiles are painted gold. A pile of tiny purple bags sit in the middle of the floor.
Hello, elf bait.
Those packets hold fairy dust, which is powerful magic that any fae wants. My prank lies in how these bags also contain… wait for it… a freezing spell. Grab one and you can’t leave the room until I say so.
My scheme is so brilliant, I can’t stand it.
There will also be plenty of witnesses for my glorious success. My parents, Poppa and Muti, wait nearby. So does my best friend and major crush, Prince Dare of the Winter Elves. Let’s not forget my buddy Bilge, the hobgoblin, and his piggy familiar, Oinky. Two summer elf guards—I call them Blond and Blonder—hang out by the back wall.
Speaking of the guards, they look expectantly in my direction. The moment has come to set aside my journal—it magically shrinks into a locket that hangs about my neck—and get ready for the fun to begin.
Prank on.
- Calla
Christina Bauer thinks that fantasy books are like bacon: they just make life better. All of which is why she writes romance novels that feature demons, dragons, wizards, witches, elves, elementals, and a bunch of random stuff that she brainstorms while riding the Boston T. Oh, and she includes lots of humor and kick-ass chicks, too.
Christina graduated from Syracuse University’s Newhouse School with BA’s in English along with Television, Radio, and Film Production. She lives in Newton, MA with her husband, son, and semi-insane golden retriever, Ruby.
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ReplyDeleteI'm thrilled you enjoyed CALLA! I wrote it to be a fun time and am so glad you laughed out loud! Huzzah! - Christina Bauer, author
ReplyDeleteSounds like a very good book.
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