Title: Love on the Run
The thing is, the FBI profiler hounding you is the best in the country, and she doesn’t much care if you have a penchant for rescuing society’s castaways.
Author: Dean Moore
Series: N/A
Pages: 304
Date Published: March 29th, 2014
Publisher: Dean Moore
Format: eBook
Genre:Thriller
Source: Goddess Fish Blog Tours
Synopsis:
What if the one way to pay for your ongoing cancer therapy was to rob banks? And you discovered that not only were you good at playing a thief but you could use the money to right a few other social injustices along the way?The thing is, the FBI profiler hounding you is the best in the country, and she doesn’t much care if you have a penchant for rescuing society’s castaways.
~Guest Post!~
The Thanksgiving and Christmas Holidays are nearly upon
us and, through no devious ruse of my own or ingenious marketing plan, that’s
coincidentally the time period in which my story, Love on the Run, is set.
(Though now that I think of it, I may have to do a blog tour this time
of year, every year, to celebrate one of my favorite novels.)
The
kick-off for the romantic and comedic adventure of a lifetime is the
Thanksgiving Day bank robbery masterminded by none other than our hero and
heroine. What, banks are closed on
Thanksgiving Day, you say? Well, I
admit, that took some clever plot devices and workarounds at my end to ensure
that at least one bank stayed open on Thanksgiving Day. (But you’ll have to read the novel to
discover the details; far be it from me to spoil the fun.) The reason I went to such extreme lengths to
justify such an outlandish robbery is that I had this amazing chase scene in my
mind playing out right during the Thanksgiving Day parade between the hotshot
lady FBI profiler’s posse and our unlikely heroes Zinio and Delaney. And there was just no way I was cutting that
action sequence. In the end, I’m glad I
didn’t, as it just adds to the colorful shenanigans these two are known for.
There’s
perhaps something symbolic in setting the tale during the run up period to the
Christmas holidays. You see, much of the
rest of the world might be celebrating their reprieve from the everyday grind
that is their unappetizing jobs and sweet and sour lives, but for Zinio and
Delaney there is no escape. They live in
suburbia, that black hole in space-time that sucks all the flavor out of life,
and is known to strip the souls even from the devil’s collection jar to send
them someplace far worse. Our hero and heroine’s
ardent determination to make mountains out of the molehills of their lives
leads them to rob not just any bank, but the most unrobbable banks in the
biggest cities in the U.S. And when that
doesn’t seem dashing enough, they take on the Las Vegas casinos. There must be something nagging at them
unconsciously, however. Maybe it’s the
thought that they simply can’t accept life on life’s terms, no matter how
exciting it is; they’ve got to turn life into art.
Perhaps
it’s that demon on their shoulders nagging them from the depths of their
unconscious that spurs them to rescue other wayward souls along the way, if
only to distract them from the truth of who they are. They thus turn their mission to rescue
themselves into an urban version of Robin Hood and Maid Marian and their merry
men and women, stealing from the wealthy to give to the needy. The needy in this case being the
disenfranchised elderly trapped in the suburbs right along with them, and those
dying without proper medical care, chief among them, Delaney herself. But Delaney’s bleeding heart, humanitarian
agendas aside, even their on-again off-again sidekicks don’t seem to quite slow
the runaway locomotive driving these two.
As the
profound Deepak Chopra once said, “Addicts are people looking for all the right
things in all the wrong places.” Zinio
and Delaney, addicted to living life at the level of a natural high, have but
one lesson to learn: they’re already so much larger than life; if they can just
stop trying so hard, they might just recognize as much.
For the
rest of us mortals along for the ride, who wouldn’t mind picking up a few tips
from the grand masters on how we too can raise life to the level of art, Zinio
and Delaney are a crash course in how to be all we can be without any of the
dreary pedagogic drivel of any number of self-help books we’ve already consumed
on the subject without changing the first thing about ourselves. Maybe because outside the spell that a story
well told casts over us, the magic is just incomplete.
I won’t divulge all of
Zinio’s and Delaney’s secrets. I think
that would rob you of the fun of tagging along with them on this, just the
first of their journeys together. But I
will divulge this much: their razor
sharp minds don’t stay that way by accident; they have a way of keeping each
other in an altered state many champion athletes refer to as “the zone”
through, among other things, their whip-cracking humor. And as Freud would say, jokes aren’t just
about being funny. Now, what they use
their “peak performance” skills for exactly, well, that’s no laughing
matter. Or is it?
***
If you like the comedy-drama tone of Love on the Run, you’ll find that bleeds
over into all of my books, and that includes the eleven others that fall under
the categories of sci-fi and paranormal fantasy. Please feel free to use the “contact me” form
on my website to let me know of your favorite franchises and which ones you’d
like me to concentrate on next. We’ll
call this crowd-sourcing of Dean’s writing and editing time. God knows, left to my own, that choice is
never easy.
~Try an Excerpt!~
“Any big ideas, bright guy?” Delaney said, holding the
broken rearview mirror in her hand to check out what was going on overhead, to
avoid giving those inside the chase helicopter the satisfaction of her looking
up.
“Just drive straight into the ocean.”
“Please tell me you’re joking.”
“Why would I be joking at a time like this?”
“Okay, fine, I’m sorry for picking on you so much. I know you’re doing the best you know
how. There, I said it. You happy?”
“I’m not depressed, Delaney.
I just need you to drive into the ocean.”
“A psychotic break?
Is that it? You picked now for a
psychotic break? Why not all those times
I chewed off your male appendage, metaphorically speaking—not to make myself
out as a man-eating black widow?”
“You dragged along the equipment I asked you to, right?”
“Yeah.”
“So, you get it now?”
“Yeah, duh. God, that
just makes so much more sense in context.”
***
Kerry looked up from the photos of the couple to the big
screen again. Her jaw dropped as she
watched Delaney drive the convertible Thunderbird straight into the ocean. They made no attempt to get out of the
vehicle; they let the sea swallow them up along with the car.
“Are we finally rid of them?” Carter said.
Kerry started chuckling slowly. The guffawing grew into a geyser of loud
laughter, which finally subsided. “No,
Carter, not yet.” She glanced back up at
the screen. “God, that’s clever.”
~Meet Dean!~
I write sci-fi, fantasy, action-adventures and thrillers, or some
combination thereof—usually with a strong vein of dark humor. Though, my works are dramas first; the humor
is there to take the edge off as with the Raiders of the Lost Ark,
Transformers, and Jurassic Park franchises.
I wrote screenplays for a while, and while enjoying them, I found
them a bit confining. After a while you
just need the extra page count to flesh out characters better and do additional
world building, especially when considering doing anything epic in scope. I also took a run at future forecasting and
trend tracking, being as I always had my head in the future, things like Alvin
Toffler’s Future Shock. I also relished
this, and can certainly see myself releasing a few titles accordingly in the
nonfiction area. But since delving into
novels, short and long, I’ve definitely found my home and my voice. For the first time I feel the restraints have
been taken off of my imagination. I
suppose all mediums have their limits, so I may end up doing a mix of things,
but I suspect I will continue to spend most of my time with novels. Series add an additional dimension, allowing
for even more depth and development both in the character and world building
departments. But I remain at heart a
divergent thinker, so, no surprise, I seem to have more series going than
follow up installments at this point.
That too may change over time; we’ll see. Until then, it may be best to just think of
these books as one-offs if you’re fond of my writing style and some of the
themes I work with.
My current catalog of twelve books represents a little over five
years' worth of work. I'm currently
averaging a couple books annually. Of my
existing franchises with multiple installments, The Hundred Year Clone books
can be read in any order, while the 5 books of Renaissance 2.0 must be read in
sequence as they form part of a singular story arc (much as with A Game of
Thrones.)
I live in the country where I breed bluebirds, which are
endangered in these parts, as my small contribution to restoring nature's
balance. When I'm not writing, or
researching my next book, I may also be found socializing with friends, or
working in my organic garden.
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Certainly an interesting synopsis.
ReplyDeleteThanks for hosting, Andra! It's a thrill to be hanging out on your site.
ReplyDeleteI’d also like to thank anyone who might be stopping by and leaving comments or questions for me. I’ll be in and out throughout the day to interact with readers.
One question I have for folks: What's your favorite crime drama or heist story with a romantic and comedic edge?
Hey Dean! Great to have you here! Lets see...for ME I'm a big fan of the BBC's Sherlock. Not quite romantic on most days...but definitely comedic!
DeleteI've nearly dived into the BBC Sherlock series a couple of times. Now that you've given it your endorsement, I definitely will! Thanks, Andra!
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Oh! Then you MUST check it out! Benedict Cumberbach is absolutely phenomenal as Sherlock. My favorite incarnation yet in fact and I am a huge fan of all things Arthur Conan Doyle!
DeleteThanks for the compliments! I'm glad to help further your bookish addictions!
I became a huge Benedict Cumberbatch fan with the movie, Star Trek Into Darkness. Prior to that, I'd never seen him. I thought he stole the show. Like you, I'm also a fan of most anything based on Arthur Conan Doyle. I'm enjoying the Sherlock Holmes franchise with Robert Downey, Jr. And I've been loving Elementary with Johnny Lee Miller and Lucy Liu. I think I've seen every episode at least twice. Purists might take offense at Elementary's re-conceptualization of the classic. But I find it brings Holmes solidly into the 21st Century. I love the parity between Liu's character and Miller's.
DeleteThanks for the feedback, Mary! Glad I was able to grab your attention with the synopsis.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the excerpt, it was great :)
ReplyDeleteThanks, Lisa! It's always a bit of a hair-pulling experience choosing an excerpt. And you never know if you chose wisely until you get feedback from folks. So I appreciate the salve to settle the nerves!
DeleteThanks for hosting!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Rita! Glad you were able to connect with it.
ReplyDeleteInteresting cover, I liked the excerpt. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteThanks for weighing in on the cover and the excerpt, Serena!
ReplyDeletethanks for the nice exxcerpt
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome, Danie. Thanks for stopping in and taking a look!
DeleteNice cover
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed the except and the deepak chopra quote
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