Welcome to today's blog tour stop for the amazing Michelle Rowen! We're celebrating her new book Dark Kiss !!! Today I have Michelle on the Blog. No wait...scratch that...Kraven has hacked Michelle's guest post and will now use his snarky and beguiling ways to turn you unsuspecting readers to his side. Look out girls and guys...this one's a smooth talker!
I just wanted to introduce myself to all of your gorgeous readers. My name is Kraven. I'm a demon. And I'm the focus of the new book DARK KISS. It's really my story. Ignore the annoying angel glaring at me right now who thinks he's the hero of this book. He's wrong.
It's about me, Bishop. Deal with it.
What's the book about? Picture this (and set it to some epic movie trailer music in the theater of your sexy little minds): there's this city named Trinity. It's a big one - kind of a cross between Toronto and Detroit, if you want to visualize it better. This city doesn't know that it has this disease, like a cancer, starting to destroy it from the inside out. Soulless creatures who devour human souls through the “kiss” are multiplying like rabbits.
Cue the team up of demons and angels - because threatening human souls messes with the balance between Heaven and Hell, good and evil. Well, here I am - six feet of deadly awesomeness. I'm not thrilled about this mission, to say the least, but here I am. Anyway, if we fail to wipe this city up and kill all of the grays - which is what we call these things that don't fit in with either angels or demons - there will be penalties. Painful ones that could lead to me getting snuffed out like a used cigarette. Two words: HELL NO.
This means I have to tolerate working with angels. Not just working with them, but being bossed around by one I particularly dislike. I have my reasons. Yeah, I'm looking at you, Bishop.
And then there's this girl. She's part of the problem in more ways than one. Can't stand her. Bishop, however, is all 'she takes my insanity away with a touch,' and 'she's got some sort of mysterious power than can help us.' Spare me. She's one of the enemy, therefore she's supposed to die if I want to avoid that snuffed-out cigarette deal. And if she gets in my way too much, I can certainly make that happen, no problem.
So what I'm trying to say is watch your back, gray girl - and watch your new boyfriend's back, too. This story's only starting to get warmed up.
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Hi there, Andra. I'm highjacking this stop on the blog tour. Rowen was going to write some dull post about some dull subject, but who wants that? Yawn.I just wanted to introduce myself to all of your gorgeous readers. My name is Kraven. I'm a demon. And I'm the focus of the new book DARK KISS. It's really my story. Ignore the annoying angel glaring at me right now who thinks he's the hero of this book. He's wrong.
It's about me, Bishop. Deal with it.
What's the book about? Picture this (and set it to some epic movie trailer music in the theater of your sexy little minds): there's this city named Trinity. It's a big one - kind of a cross between Toronto and Detroit, if you want to visualize it better. This city doesn't know that it has this disease, like a cancer, starting to destroy it from the inside out. Soulless creatures who devour human souls through the “kiss” are multiplying like rabbits.
Cue the team up of demons and angels - because threatening human souls messes with the balance between Heaven and Hell, good and evil. Well, here I am - six feet of deadly awesomeness. I'm not thrilled about this mission, to say the least, but here I am. Anyway, if we fail to wipe this city up and kill all of the grays - which is what we call these things that don't fit in with either angels or demons - there will be penalties. Painful ones that could lead to me getting snuffed out like a used cigarette. Two words: HELL NO.
This means I have to tolerate working with angels. Not just working with them, but being bossed around by one I particularly dislike. I have my reasons. Yeah, I'm looking at you, Bishop.
And then there's this girl. She's part of the problem in more ways than one. Can't stand her. Bishop, however, is all 'she takes my insanity away with a touch,' and 'she's got some sort of mysterious power than can help us.' Spare me. She's one of the enemy, therefore she's supposed to die if I want to avoid that snuffed-out cigarette deal. And if she gets in my way too much, I can certainly make that happen, no problem.
So what I'm trying to say is watch your back, gray girl - and watch your new boyfriend's back, too. This story's only starting to get warmed up.
--Kraven
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Erm....Thanks Kraven for that...very interesting perspective on things....For those of you who want a little *ahem* unbiased interpretation of Dark Kiss check this out.
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Erm....Thanks Kraven for that...very interesting perspective on things....For those of you who want a little *ahem* unbiased interpretation of Dark Kiss check this out.
About Dark Kiss - Goodreads, Amazon, B&N, Indiebound
I don't do dangerous. Smart, über-careful, ordinary Samantha-that's me. But I just couldn't pass up a surprise kiss from my number-one unattainable crush. A kiss that did something to me...something strange. Now I feel hungry all the time, but not for food. It's like part of me is missing-and I don't know if I can get it backThen there's Bishop. At first I thought he was just a street kid, but the secrets he's keeping are as intense as his unearthly blue eyes. If he's what I think he is, he may be the only one who can help me. But something terrifying is closing in, and the one chance Bishop and I have to stop it means losing everything I ever wanted and embracing the darkness inside me....
NIGHTWATCHERS
When angels and demons must work together, something beyond evil is rising...
Sounds fabulous right?!?!? Well It's Totes amazeballs so you should all want to go find your copy right now!! As part of the tour, Michelle and Kismet Publishing is giving away a free copy every day!!! To enter the giveaway for your own copy of the ebook enter here! But also know that any entries into the daily giveaway count towards the GRAND PRIZE GIVEAWAY!!! Check it fools!
The second prize is what I'm SUPER excited for! I wish I could enter it because it is straight up one of the best prized that I've seen in For-EVA! You get a HUGE prize pack of HarlequinTeen Goodies!!
The Pack Includes:
Dark Kiss by Michelle Rowen (Harlequin TEEN) | Harlequin 60th anniversary bag | Spellbound by Cara Lynn Shultz (Harlequin TEEN) | Inside by Maria V. Snyder (Harlequin TEEN) | Crave by Melissa Darnell (Harlequin TEEN) | 1 pair of black Harlequin socks | Large ‘Barnaby Moon’ notebook| Small ‘The Dark Page’ notebook
Please note that both the daily and grand prize give-aways are for US/Canada participants only. Sorry International Followers! I'll have more for you guys in the next few weeks!! See full contest rules here.
For more chances to win daily (and to check out awesome features, guest posts and interviews that you might have missed) you can follow the rest of the blog tour here:
- Monday, May 28th – Alice Marvels
- Wednesday, May 30th – Good Choice Reading
- Friday, June 1st – Mimi Valentine
- Monday, June 4st – Mundie Mom’s
- Tuesday, June 5th – Unabridged Andra
- Wednesday, June 6th – Endlessly Bookish
- Friday, June 8th – The Unread Reader
Thanks for stopping by (to all of you...Readers, Followers, Michelle, and Demon spawn alike!)
This sounds really good....and I love that cover...:)
ReplyDeleteThis was a lot of fun to read! LOVE Kraven and his biased view on the book was awesome. (He called me a "goregeous reader"! *faints*)
ReplyDeleteLoving this tour!!
Hahaha so funny this interview really liked it <3 trying hard to win this book :D
ReplyDeleteWOW, awesome giveaway!
ReplyDeleteThx 4 the chance!!!
ReplyDeleteKraven is so funny!
ReplyDelete"Rowen was going to write some dull post about some dull subject, but who wants that? Yawn."
Oh LORDY!!!!!! If i didnt love Kraven already this just put me firmly in his bed!!!! Oh rawr!! Great damn post!!! Totally loved it!!!
ReplyDeleteTara